Somehow, I awoke just before I heard the unmistakable sound of a crashing tree. Five am. The rain didn't seem that strong. Could have been wind. Saw two flashlights running around next door. Not on the properties. Anyway – here's the victim. Largest girth in Soggy Bottom.
But it was just a branch.
Would qualify as a tree.
The old guy isn't the tallest. These are. Whatever they are.
This one's been around for awhile.
But the lord and King shall remain...
Your arm's off!
Tis merely a scratch.